• The PORK Army
  • The PORK Army

The PORK Army

$ 19.00


The world is drowning in squares - uptight control-freak, pencil-necked geeks trying to make the world as boring as possible. But these aren’t just a bunch of nebbish nerds, they’re backed up by militarized police & a prison/industrial complex lookin’ to lock you up for being out of line. This is a calling! The PORK army is for all you greasy rock & rollers looking for cheap thrills, easy action & modern kicks! It’s time to freak out the squares! It’s time to come together! Right now! Join up now for just $19! Membership package comes with membership card, patch, buttons, tijuana bible, stickers & a poster!

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