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  • Be My Sex Dwarf Valentine Card
  • Be My Sex Dwarf Valentine Card
  • Be My Sex Dwarf Valentine Card

Be My Sex Dwarf Valentine Card

$ 5.00

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Valentines for Dungeon Degenerates! Be My Sex Dwarf! Isn't it nice? Sugar & spice? Luring disco dollies to a life of vice! This wonderful Valentine card has a printed interior with the greeting, "Be My Sex Dwarf" with plenty of room for you to write lurid messages to your own disco dolly. Art by Sean Äaberg for the GOBLINKO MEGAMALL! 

1 5.5" X 4.25"  full color Valentine Card with envelope

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