• Don't Tell Your Mother Patch

Don't Tell Your Mother Patch

$ 4.00 $ 8.00


There’s some things mama doesn’t need to know & that’s why pork believes in the “don’t tell your mother” rule!!! Seriously. This is a message patch. Have you ever had one of those friends who always reports back to mom about all the krazy shit you’ve been doing? Like the time herman took his grandpa’s gun to school, the one with the ornate, ivory handle so that when the gangsters from the rival middle school came to kill him in the bart parking lot he could defend himself? You had to tell your mother didn’t you? Jesus christ man. Don’t tell your mother. Or the time we were making bombs & the mixture started burning uncontrollably & we had to stomp it out but some of the burning napalm got on your arm & you were too much of a wimp to just deal with the burns so you went & told your mother? Remember that? Don’t tell your mother. I’m looking at you kid, scared of the world & its consequences. You can either get it together, or you can go running to mommy. This patch reminds you of the secret rule #13. 4" tall embroidered patch by Goblinko.

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