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  • ADVERTISING IN PORK MAGAZINE
  • ADVERTISING IN PORK MAGAZINE
  • ADVERTISING IN PORK MAGAZINE
  • ADVERTISING IN PORK MAGAZINE
  • ADVERTISING IN PORK MAGAZINE
  • ADVERTISING IN PORK MAGAZINE
  • ADVERTISING IN PORK MAGAZINE

ADVERTISING IN PORK MAGAZINE

$ 150.00

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PORK IS THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, REALEST & WRONGEST ROCK&ROLL MAGAZINE AROUND - CASTING AN ENORMOUS BAT-WINGED SHADOW ACROSS THE WORLD & SETTING THE KID'S SOULS ON FIRE!!! YOU NEED TO GET INTO THIS THING. PERIOD. INSPIRED BY 1970S ROCK&ROLL, WEIRDO, TRASH CULTURE & DETERMINED TO PERPETUATE THIS MODE INTO THE FUTURE, PORK IS DEDICATED TO LOOSENING THE COLLECTIVE ANUS OF THE WORLD WHILE TURNING ON THE NEXT GENERATION OF KIDS TO THE GLORY OF DENIM VESTS, MARSHALL STACKS & AMERICAN LAGER.

IN AN AGE OF SO MUCH DIGITAL DUST, YOUR ONLINE ADVERTISING IS SEEN MOMENTARILY & THEN DISAPPEARS INTO THE ENDLESS STREAM OF BLIPVERTS. WHEN YOU ADVERTISE IN PORK MAGAZINE YOUR AD BECOMES A PART OF THE MAGAZINE FOREVER. WHEN KIDS FIND AN OLD ISSUE OF PORK IN THE BACK OF A LOCAL RECORD STORE, THEY'LL SEE YOUR AD & YOUR BUSINESS WILL BECOME A PART OF THE CULTURAL FABRIC THAT MAKES UP ROCK&ROLL FOREVER. MORE IMPORTANTLY - THEY'LL SEE YOUR AD EVERY TIME THEY OPEN A NEW ISSUE OF PORK, WHEREVER THEY ARE & YOUR BUSINESS WILL BE PERMANENTLY BURNED INTO THEIR HEAD FONDLY. FOR ROCK&ROLL. THIS IS ABOUT LEGACY, HISTORY & THE CULTURAL FABRIC OF THE FUTURE. 

EMAIL SEAN@GOBLINKO.COM TO SECURE YOUR AD SPACE & KNOW THE DEADLINES.
BLACK&WHITE ADS.
1/12 Page (2.5” x 5”) $150
1/6 Page (5” x 5”) $275
1/3 Page (5” x 10”) $500
1/2 Page (10” x 7.5”) $750
1/2 Page (5” x 15”) $750
Full Page (10” x 15”) $1300

EMAIL SEAN@GOBLINKO.COM  for more information. We require payment in full to reserve your advertising space.

POBOX 90296, PORTLAND, OREGON 97290 U$A
ADS SHOULD BE SENT AS B&W TIFFS 300 DPI RESOLUTION SAVE AS "AD(YOUR BUSINESS NAME)"
THANKS!

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