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THE PORK SHOP

THE PORK SHOP/PORK MAGAZINE POBOX 90296 PORKLAND OR 97290 U$A

A GUM COVERED ALLEY BAKES IN THE ORANGE SUN. IT SMELLS LIKE BEER & PISS. COCKROACHES, RATS & ALLEY CATS WEARING DENIM VESTS PLAY CRAPS & DRINK CHEAP WINE SMOKING DISCARDED JOINT ENDS. BRIGHT PINK GRAFFITI SAYS "FUCK" IN GIANT, JUICY LETTERS ON THE WALL. RAINBOW RISING IS ON THE RADIO. SOMEONE IS MUTTERING FROM ONE OF THE GARBAGE CANS. THERE ARE NOISES COMING FROM THE SEWERS. DOG SHIT, SYRINGES, USED CONDOMS, SOILED PANTIES, A WRINKLED PORK MAGAZINE, SUNFLOWER SEEDS, SHRIMP TAILS & BULLET SHELLS LITTER THE GROUND. IN THE DISTANCE A CAR CHASE & POLICE SIRENS WAIL. WELCOME TO PORKLAND.  

THE WORLD'S MOST SKETCHY PRODUCERS OF ROUGH & TUMBLE, STAND UP & SHOUT, ROCK & RULE TRASH GEAR SCRAPED FROM THE DESK BOTTOM'S OF AMERICA'S WORST STUDENTS. SINCE 2011. FROM THE PUBLISHERS OF PORK MAGAZINE.

EVERY GENUINE PORK PRODUCT IS A GIANT MIDDLE FINGER TO ALL THE SQUARES OUT THERE TRYING TO TIGHTEN THE COLLECTIVE ANUS. A YES IN A WORLD OF NOS, WE KEEP IT LOOSE, BRUCE. CAREFULLY DESIGNED TO PUT THE SCREWS ON THE HALL MONITORS. 

YOU CAN GO PORK SHOPPING IN THE REAL WORLD AT THE PORK SHOP IN NAKED CITY!!! LET’S SHOPPING AT 3730 SE HAWTHORNE BLVD. PORKLAND. OREGON. 97214. OPEN FROM 11-7, UNTIL 8 ON FRIDAY & SATURDAY. THE PORK SHOP IN NAKED CITY WILL HAVE SPECIAL PORK SHOP ONLY ITEMS STOCKED ALL THE TIME!!!

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