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PORK ARMY

THE WORLD IS DROWNING IN SQUARES - UPTIGHT CONTROL-FREAK, PENCIL-NECKED GEEKS TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD AS BORING AS POSSIBLE. BUT THESE AREN’T JUST A BUNCH OF NEBBISH NERDS, THEY’RE BACKED UP BY MILITARIZED POLICE & A PRISON/INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX LOOKIN’ TO LOCK YOU UP FOR BEING OUT OF LINE. THIS IS A CALLING! THE PORK ARMY IS FOR ALL YOU GREASY ROCK & ROLLERS LOOKING FOR CHEAP THRILLS, EASY ACTION &MODERN KICKS! IT’S TIME TO FREAK OUT THE SQUARES! IT’S TIME TO COME TOGETHER! RIGHT NOW, FOR THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE!!!

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